Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?

“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
“That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” said the Cat.
“I don’t much care where—” said Alice.
“Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,” said the Cat.
“—so long as I get SOMEWHERE,” Alice added as an explanation.
“Oh, you’re sure to do that,” said the Cat, “if you only walk long enough.” - Lewis Carroll; Alice’s Adventure’s In Wonderland, Chapter 6.

Welcome to my new blogging home; if you are looking to read entertaining anecdotes, charming tales and enthralling adventures then may I recommend that you pay a visit to my old blog (sob) - gapyahchronicles.blogspot.com.

However, if you're prepared to persevere with Beatrice's adventures in Londonland, then perhaps together we can figure out which way I ought to go from here...